Joanne Musgrave

My that’s a lovely spatula. Nothing says “I Love You” like a spatula. Get yours soon at Spatula City.

3. What do you mean let’s go and smoke a fag?
In the USA – shoot a gay person
In the UK – smoke a cigarette …..

… and who can spot the inappropriate question in this one? And why DOES Elmo wear pyjamas at night when he’s naked for the rest of the day? It’s a good question.

Watch the video, click one of the options, then have fun watching the bear to whatever you want. Pure genius.

Ever feel like you’re being watched? or snuck up on? Check out this hilarous stalker cat video on YouTube.

Ricky makes Bucky Gunts a household name and takes the best swipe at Mel Gibson EVER!

Which was your favourite?

One is arguably the world’s greatest violin player. The other one sells millions of crappy CD’s and puts on a circus like show.

I’m sure Andre is a nice guy, but he’s giving classical music a bad name and makes my toes curl.  This video clip looks like a piss-take ‘Fabio’ commercial from a comedy show. Eeewwww…….

From everything I’ve heard, Nigel Kennedy is an eccentric ratbag, and I have had the honour of witnessing his genius and touching his hand once already in this life and I’m going to see him again at the Opera House in a couple of weeks. I can’t wait!!

How gorgeous is this little 6 year old girl. I wonder what happened to her. See, Simon Cowell can be nice when it’s warranted!

People, don’t poke bears. They get angry, turn around and scratch your eyes out and try to eat you. Just play nice and no-one gets hurt. Try to take on a bear, and the bear usually wins.

At the recent Sydney Opera House Ben Folds concert, he did a fake version of The Bitch Went Nuts that was put out to trick people who were being naughty and downloading his new album before the release date. Here’s the fake, amusingly illegally recorded on a mobile phone at the Opera House (it wasn’t me!).