Joanne Musgrave

Ricky makes Bucky Gunts a household name and takes the best swipe at Mel Gibson EVER!

Just when I was getting some decent rankings for the phrases water bottle and water bottles with Google, some idiot throws a water bottle at Justin Bieber at a concert and now when you type water bottle in to Google, 3 of the top 10 spots are about it. Just in case you’re interested, you can watch the YouTube video here, very unspectacular!

When is that kids fame going to end? Between that and all this Twilight bullshit, I feel ancient! I had the misfortune of watching about 5 minutes of it on Foxtel the other night, oh my god, worst acting ever……..

… amuse small minds. I know this! While watching weekend sunrise this morning, Andrew made a joke about Samantha’s taste in men being like prawns, it went something along the lines of “Samantha likes her men like her prawns, great body, throw away the head.”

He’s a funny bastard!!

Which was your favourite?

For those who know me, I love all things Wil Anderson. He’s one funny bastard. Even better, The Gruen Transfer, whihc combines my love of Wil Anderson’s sense of humour, Andrew Denton’s brain, and advertising.

I haven’t had a chance to watch this week’s episode yet, but should to tomorrow. One of my favourite parts of the show is The Pitch, where an ad agency get to make an ad for something fake. No-one yet has managed to top the very first one in Season 1 Ep 1.

Enjoy.

My personal fave (above)

The best fake ad that could actually be used (and to think I sell reusable shopping bags online!)

I just love this. Somone has developed a Firefox ap that removes all traces of Justin Bieber from your browser, replacing it with a coloured box! CLICK HERE to read. Now, if only it were customisable, there’s Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan …..

http://vividlive.sydneyoperahouse.com/MusicForDogs.aspx

Sydney Opera House are holding a concert for dogs. I kid you not. It’s 20 minutes of music that humans can’t here. Take your 4 legged kids and plenty of poo bags (and perhaps some ear plugs from all the howling & barking)

I had to chuckle when we read the article on Things Bogans Like about Andre Rieu.

From the article “Being aware of the bogan’s reluctance to dwell too long on foreign music pieces it is not already familiar with, André intersperses his Australian shows with singalong favourites such as Burke’s Backyard, Bananas in Pyjamas, and Neighbours.”

Please, tell me it isn’t true!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/20_000_tons_of_pubic_hair_trimmed