Joanne Musgrave

My darling husband pointed out a hilarous post on page 22 of the November 11 FHM magazine (yes, I’m sure he buys it for the articles!).

A 17 year old had been smoking pot for 2 years (around 400 times in total) and around half of those times, using a bong made from a plastic water bottle. Sometimes the bottle burned and the teen was nervous about getting cancer from the bottle as he’d only just found out that smoking was bad for you …..

Oh my god, I really don’t know where to start. 400 bongs in 2 years for a 17 year old. Let’s start at:-

• how did he pay for them?
• who was supervising this teen?
• what does 400 bongs do to a 15-17 year old brain?
• how pure or well grown was the pot?

My advice is simple.

1. STOP SMOKING POT
2. If you insist on continuing to do so, stop using plastic water bottles to make a home made bong. If you can buy pot,  you can go buy a glass bong you idiot!

Apparently in T-80 minutes, the rapture is going to happen. Judgement day is 21st May, 2011. Being an Athiest, thankfully, I’ll be staying behind with my loving husband and 3 border collies to live the rest of my life without people knocking on my door telling me I’m a sinner. 

Some enterprising Athiests in America have set up a service where they’ll come to your house, post-rapture, and collect your pets and take care of them here on earth after you’ve moved on to the next life. Eternal Earthbound Pets charge a very reasonable $135 for your first pet and $20 for each additional pet. So far, 259 people have signed up, so that’s a nice $35k for making a website that I’m guessing won’t have to deliver on it’s service. I must admit I’m impressed by the idea and dumbfounded that people actually signed up.

If you can’t take your pets to the next life, it does make me wonder ……. do you get to take your clothes? Can you pack a bag for travelling and fill a thermos with some chicken noodle soup in case you get a little peckish?

Read more about it at news.com.au.

My that’s a lovely spatula. Nothing says “I Love You” like a spatula. Get yours soon at Spatula City.

3. What do you mean let’s go and smoke a fag?
In the USA – shoot a gay person
In the UK – smoke a cigarette …..

… and who can spot the inappropriate question in this one? And why DOES Elmo wear pyjamas at night when he’s naked for the rest of the day? It’s a good question.

… what, that funny noise you make in the back of your throat when you hear something funny?????

I’m always amused when I see competing online shops pinching my promos and ideas and running the same specials that I do. I do wish them all the best, after all, if a tree falls in the woods and no-one was there to see it fall, did it really happen?

Added some absolutely fantastic baby bottles this long weekend from Weil Baby, the first we’ve found that actively advertise they’re BPA Free and EA Free, made from Tritan™ Eastman + the first 9oz sippy cup we’ve been able to find too. Excellent find, super excited to watch them run off the shelves.

Ever feel like you’re being watched? or snuck up on? Check out this hilarous stalker cat video on YouTube.

Ricky makes Bucky Gunts a household name and takes the best swipe at Mel Gibson EVER!

Just when I was getting some decent rankings for the phrases water bottle and water bottles with Google, some idiot throws a water bottle at Justin Bieber at a concert and now when you type water bottle in to Google, 3 of the top 10 spots are about it. Just in case you’re interested, you can watch the YouTube video here, very unspectacular!

When is that kids fame going to end? Between that and all this Twilight bullshit, I feel ancient! I had the misfortune of watching about 5 minutes of it on Foxtel the other night, oh my god, worst acting ever……..

… amuse small minds. I know this! While watching weekend sunrise this morning, Andrew made a joke about Samantha’s taste in men being like prawns, it went something along the lines of “Samantha likes her men like her prawns, great body, throw away the head.”

He’s a funny bastard!!

Which was your favourite?